SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
Me: Hi how are you tonight?
Me: That’s a strange way to be. I’m feeling rather seven tonight myself.
Guest’s girlfriend: *laughs at him*
Me: How many in your party tonight?
Guest’s girlfriend: *whispers something to boyfriend*
Guest: Table for two, please. *hands me a $5 bill*
Me: Right this way.
Hey for a free $5, I’ll quit tormenting him.
the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else
steve rogers loves you either way
this is an important message which i want to share with all of you